this makes me cry
Insecure
Ash & Misty holding hands!
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
To Sherlock Holmes, she was always The Woman, the beautiful Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.
oh my god it’s like: heavenly blue, redemtion green and fanfiction green
Backstory, check. Appearance, check. Personality, check. Likes and dislikes, check. Relationships, check. Sexual orientation, check. Age, check. Astrological signs (sun, moon, rising), check. Nationality, check. Clothing style, check. List of every single place they’ve ever lived, check. Favorite Robin Williams movie, check. Genital size, check. Trivial stories from childhood, check. Name? Uhhh…….. Fuck.
