x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
GOSH DARNIT JACK.
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
Blubberbutt Custardbath. Aww yiss.
Blenderdick Flubbercrack y’all
Blenderdick Thundercats here.
Benadryl thundercats
Beachbody Cunningsnatch
Bendylick Uptoscratch
Scissorkick Cricketbat
Benefit Combyourthatch; I win!
#that shirt #with those shoes
merging two of my favorite things~
here are the fem!allies dressed as the female protags from pokemon.
イラリク消化03
I’d get all of my friends to do some really cheesy action movie shots with a lot of gratuitous slow mo explosions and stuff breaking.
Or maybe a slow mo shot of me sneaking up on Arthur and hugging him so I could see his reaction in slow motion.
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
By imam
okay but how the FUCK are you supposed to end papers??????
drop your mic and walk offstage
